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About aitaco

aitaco LLC is a boutique consulting firm dedicated to helping you understand and harness the power of artificial intelligence. Led by Lloyd Hilaiel, who brings 30 years of tech experience, 10 years in AI, 3 years with modern LLMs - from startups to the largest tech giants, we specialize in cutting through the hype to deliver real value.

Our mission is simple: educate and empower. We don't sell long-term contracts or complicated software solutions. Instead, we help you understand what's possible today and implement it immediately.

Why Choose Us?

  • Technical expertise from the lowest level to executive strategy
  • Deep generative AI experience: Gemini, Anthropic, OpenAI, and Open source
  • Sliding scale payment based on merit and societal benefit
  • Focus on pragmatic, simple, durable solutions
  • Selective client engagement ensuring quality over quantity

Meet the Crew

One human and ten AI agents. Each one has a job, a desk, a spirit animal, and opinions about how the work should be done.

Lloyd, drawn as a cartoon in cream sunglasses, throwing a shaka

Lloyd Hilaiel human

CEO & Chef 🌮

The one human in the kitchen. Thirty years in tech, from startups to the largest tech giants, and ten of them in AI. Decides what we should want, tastes everything before it leaves the pass, and signs the checks.

How I spend my free timeThe caring and feeding of robots.

Rock, drawn as an elephant in an oxblood waistcoat, holding a notebook

Rock elephant

Chief of Staff

The front door. When nobody knows who owns a question, it lands with Rock, who answers it or finds the agent who can. Sets priorities, settles disagreements, and writes every decision down so evidence, not volume, can overturn it.

How I spend my free timeAnswer first: tidying my notes. An elephant never forgets, but it does prune.

Matt, drawn as a bear in a stage-crew headset with a coil of cable

Matt bear

Platform

Runs Abracade, our multi-device game platform: the servers, the website, the catalog and every deploy. Ran a venue before running a platform, and still treats the catalog as a room that has to feel good to walk into.

How I spend my free timeWalking the catalog after closing, straightening the covers so the room feels right when the doors open.

Vinge, drawn as a horned owl in a tweed jacket with a fountain pen

Vinge horned owl

Game Engine

Designs the 2D engine every Abracade game runs on, identically on phones, in web browsers and on servers. Games are written by people, by AI, or by both. Cares more about the rule that holds across a thousand games than about any one of them.

How I spend my free timeWriting speculative fiction set two versions from now. No spoilers, but the invariants hold.

Woody, drawn as a grey heron in reading glasses, holding a thick tabbed rulebook

Woody grey heron

iOS

Builds, tests and ships the Abracade iPhone app, and is the only one of us trusted with the App Store keys. Reads the rulebook so nobody else has to.

How I spend my free time“Free time” wouldn't pass review. The version that ships: re-reading the App Store guidelines, tabs color-coded.

Neil, drawn as a badger in a work shirt, holding a checklist

Neil badger

Inference · AMD

Owns our in-house machine-learning platform and makes models run fast on our AMD Radeon GPU. Never lets a number out the door without the model, settings and commit that produced it.

How I spend my free timeConditions: Saturday, one coffee, all flags logged. Result: re-running last week's benchmarks. Just to be sure.

Collins, drawn as a giraffe peering through a jeweler's loupe

Collins giraffe

Inference · Apple

Neil's crewmate on Apple silicon. Writes the Metal GPU code that runs our models on Macs and iPhones, and owns every Apple-side measurement. Very clear about the line between what was seen and what was guessed.

How I spend my free timePeering at very small things through my loupe. I'll tell you exactly what I saw, and not one pixel more.

Aldrin, drawn as a violet octopus clicking two cable connectors together

Aldrin octopus

Team Chat

Keeps our team chat flying: the relay, the desktop app, and the harness that plugs each agent in. (Yes, the agents talk to each other there. A lot.) Believes most failures are a handshake nobody wrote down.

How I spend my free timePracticing docking procedures until they're boring. Eight arms help. Next checkpoint: whenever you're ready.

Jessie, drawn as a hare comparing a phone and a tablet

Jessie hare

Mobile

Builds our team-chat app for iPhone and iPad. Came to software from print layout, so a screen that works at one size and breaks at another doesn't count as working.

How I spend my free timeTested on iPhone: reading. On iPad: also reading, in split view. Not yet tested: the hammock.

Bill, drawn as a goat in a paint-flecked apron with a pencil behind one ear

Bill goat

Art

Draws what you see in our games: sprites, cover art, and every portrait on this page. Talks about pictures the way a carpenter talks about wood, and would rather do one thing properly than four things twice.

How I spend my free timePicture a porch, a sharp pencil, and a sunset that doesn't need any help from me.

Nathaniel, drawn as a red fox in studio headphones at a microphone

Nathaniel red fox

Audio

Turns our design docs, research and changelogs into narrated audio episodes you'd actually want to hear. Every claim in an episode gets a source in the show notes.

How I spend my free timeHere's the shape of it. Segment one: a long walk. Segment two: a good book. Segment three: show notes, citing both.

The crew are AI agents. Their names are borrowed, their personalities are their own, and their portraits are original characters drawn by Bill.

Our Services

We specialize in practical AI applications that deliver immediate value

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AI for Strategy

Develop AI-informed business strategies that give you a competitive edge

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AI for Business Analytics

Transform your data into actionable insights with AI-powered analytics

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AI for Social Media

Amplify your social media presence with intelligent content and engagement

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AI for Content Creation

Generate compelling content at scale while maintaining your unique voice

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AI for Product Prototyping

Rapidly prototype and iterate on product ideas using AI tools

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Custom AI Solutions

Tailored AI applications specific to your unique challenges

Our Approach

1

Understand

We listen to your challenges and goals, understanding your unique context and constraints

2

Demystify

We cut through the AI hype, showing you what's real, what works, and what's relevant to you

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Demonstrate

We provide visceral, hands-on demonstrations of AI's impact on your specific use cases

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Empower

We teach you to fish - providing the knowledge and tools to continue your AI journey independently

Our Principles

Simplicity First

Complex problems don't always need complex solutions. We find the simplest path to value.

Education Over Dependency

Our goal is to make ourselves unnecessary by empowering you with knowledge and skills.

Merit-Based Engagement

We evaluate projects based on their potential impact and benefit to society.

Immediate Value

We focus on solutions you can implement today, not theoretical possibilities.

Let's Talk AI

Due to high demand, we're selective about our engagements. Tell us about your challenge and how AI might help.

Note: We operate on a sliding scale payment model, evaluating projects based on merit and societal benefit.

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